slimydad:


My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

I have NO idea why this is hilarious to me.

slimydad:

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

I have NO idea why this is hilarious to me.

(via solong-gaybowser)

onthefatwalk:

She’s probably sick of getting these but my ULTIMATE #wcw is @goldenlady25 her style, her sweetness…her everything. This lady is what babes are made of. #canikeepyou

onthefatwalk:

She’s probably sick of getting these but my ULTIMATE #wcw is @goldenlady25 her style, her sweetness…her everything. This lady is what babes are made of. #canikeepyou

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

(via solong-gaybowser)

I’m a true Texan. They get me. #lubbock #texas #rubytequilas

I’m a true Texan. They get me. #lubbock #texas #rubytequilas

No can opener. So @kaylarflint and I improvised. Happy Tuesday from Texas, y’all! #delmonte #atanycost

No can opener. So @kaylarflint and I improvised. Happy Tuesday from Texas, y’all! #delmonte #atanycost

This is how Dad cooks when we realize we ditched all our utensils in CoMo. #cutthroatkitchen #reallife

This is how Dad cooks when we realize we ditched all our utensils in CoMo. #cutthroatkitchen #reallife

And suddenly, all is well. Thanks, Texas! @whataburger @dietcoke

And suddenly, all is well. Thanks, Texas! @whataburger @dietcoke

We have keys. We are in Lubbock. We are alive, and we have keys to our house. Holy road trip, Batman!

We have keys. We are in Lubbock. We are alive, and we have keys to our house. Holy road trip, Batman!

Lookin’ like one of those 1920’s “bathing beauties”. #babealert #fatshion #fatgirlselfie #bbw #thighgap? #wedontneednostinkinthighgap

Lookin’ like one of those 1920’s “bathing beauties”. #babealert #fatshion #fatgirlselfie #bbw #thighgap? #wedontneednostinkinthighgap

I love when my #cat falls asleep cuddling my arm. 💤💤 #naptime #loretta

I love when my #cat falls asleep cuddling my arm. 💤💤 #naptime #loretta