geejayeff:

deducecanoe:

sizvideos:

Video

Facts.

Not a single lie was told

(via broodingsoul)

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

(via bitteroldseahag)

slimydad:


My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

I have NO idea why this is hilarious to me.

slimydad:

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

I have NO idea why this is hilarious to me.

(Source: draculas-asshole, via solong-gaybowser)

onthefatwalk:

She’s probably sick of getting these but my ULTIMATE #wcw is @goldenlady25 her style, her sweetness…her everything. This lady is what babes are made of. #canikeepyou

onthefatwalk:

She’s probably sick of getting these but my ULTIMATE #wcw is @goldenlady25 her style, her sweetness…her everything. This lady is what babes are made of. #canikeepyou

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

(via solong-gaybowser)

I’m a true Texan. They get me. #lubbock #texas #rubytequilas

I’m a true Texan. They get me. #lubbock #texas #rubytequilas

No can opener. So @kaylarflint and I improvised. Happy Tuesday from Texas, y’all! #delmonte #atanycost

No can opener. So @kaylarflint and I improvised. Happy Tuesday from Texas, y’all! #delmonte #atanycost

This is how Dad cooks when we realize we ditched all our utensils in CoMo. #cutthroatkitchen #reallife

This is how Dad cooks when we realize we ditched all our utensils in CoMo. #cutthroatkitchen #reallife

And suddenly, all is well. Thanks, Texas! @whataburger @dietcoke

And suddenly, all is well. Thanks, Texas! @whataburger @dietcoke